spoonerism.

he opened his mouth and out came the most beautiful sound any human being has ever heard, awing those around him and sending shudders down their backs.

hurhur~ right. Jian Xuan- the rare tenor. Alan annoyed the crap out of him today. He just wun stop hitting JX's chair. It became evident when JX shouted


yes. he held it fer more than ten seconds sending shockwaves across the classroom and definitely sending chills down our spines. funny shit. then there was karen wit her puns. mr potato-head neo caught Xinlun not wearing socks to school [i think he did. it was just super-low] and karen sed,"low socks doesnt mean no socks" lol. sounds familiar? hahah. that was a bloody gud one.

today was fun and mrs goh [forgive me. it'll onli happen once] almost seemed human. she was ackchelli luffing with us in klaz [it made staying back fer her lesson just now so much more bearable]. now, why cant she just shake off that witch image and be the nice person that she probably, possibly could be?

when i look at all those tiny mats and minahs. i shake my head in utter disappointment. what is to become of our malay community? the younger generation is so plagued with these dispeakable shitheads that i am almost ashamed to be of the same race as them. they strut around all over the place wit neon signs hanging over them flashing "KICK MY SORRY MAT/MINAH ASS". the puny minahs relli tick me off.

espech this slenger-looking [she wears huge specs fer fuck's sake] girl from some crapass primary school [cikgu melayu pon setan agaknyer] trying to act minah. i take the train wit her. its vomit-inducing. she has the hair [u know? the one long strand of hair hanging over the face? supposedly sex-appealing? yah. she got it]. then there's the sling bag. all high up there that u'd mistake it fer backpack that lost a strap. and the way she stands. makes you wonder if she has a log up her ass. and to think that she's onli 11? 12? 7? i wudnt wanna meet her when she's 16.

u know what they say. cannot judge a book by its cover. but i think fer this minah. left the cover only. nothing inside. sampah masyarakat waiting to be burned in the incinerator.

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