i had a new geog teacher coming in from toh tuck campus today. she was fuckentastic. she made me like a subject i had begun to hate and made me see it as the interesting subject it can be. she taught the class with such passion that i might ackchelli wanna take the subj for As.

10 minutes into the lesson, the class looked out. there was this guy standing outside the lect room styling his hair. the thing bout the windows is that people inside can see outside, and not vice versa. hahah. we laughed at him for like 5 minutes or so until his fren pointed at the us. he peered inside and ta-daa... saw a group of yr ones luffing at him including the teacher. nyahaA. it doesnt pay to be a narc all the time.

yazid told me this joke while we were lunching at LJS...

there was this relli old couple. one day, the husband died. the wife was so devastated that she lost a husband of 60 yrs and decided to commit suicide. she wanted to do it the quickest way possible, shoot her heart. the problem was, she didnt know where her heart was. so che called the doc.

woman: doc, where is my heart?
doc: it is under your left breast.
woman: ok, thank you.

the doc wondered why she asked him such a strange qn and became worried. so he payed her a visit the next day. what he found was the woman lying on the floor in a pool of blood. and he also found that she had shot her left knee.

haha.

then yazid told us USA predicted that a tsunami wud hit them wiping off the entire eastern coastline. it is sed that a volcanic island of Africa wud erupt and half the island wud colapse into the sea causing a tsunami. coastline, meaning cities wud be destroyed. not just the shores. destroyed by a tsunami which came from an island a whole ocean away.

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